~altctrldeleteplz

1.) I have now officially discovered the "scraps" section, so you should check out that thing more often if you are interested in less serious and more personal photos …etc.

2.) Our teachers are striking for like about a couple of month already, and I do absolutely NOTHING except watching "American Chopper" and drinking soya milk while thinking I am saving anything but my own huge ass.

And yet, I didn't create anything worthy except booger for something like 666 million years!

xoxo
Mei

Dearest people who read my journal: hello hello hello goodbye [as said by dead man Kurt. I think. Well, who cares? Maybe his sick fans, maybe Courtney, maybe not. Can I please continue? Thanks]

Anyways, my mum and sis came back from France [land of dead frogs and skinny women who blow everybody with no exceptions]. They bought me a beret and a coat [just like British slutty cunts wear… with the fake fur on the hood]. They also bought me an emo shirt [why??? Do you think I'm emo???? Yes????? Si??? Seniorita??!?!].
Don't get me wrong – I totally luv me mum, but she took my camera… I missed her [the camera, not me mum…


No, no… I'm kidding… I also missed me mum .but i DIDN’T miss my monsterish sister]


Well, I've got nothing else to say but : Luv ya all *imagine me kissing you*

i have a new camera!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i like her (yes!!! it is a she, and her name is Matzlemuha... or... Oly. it's up to you, my faggy sick sick imaginary readers) (accept my lovely Hungarian pen pal. i know you read it. "Hope" will be more correct but i don't want to sound like a loser) (but i AM i loser!!! what shall i do!?!?) (keep writing...)

so, Oly\Matzlemuha is a SP510UZ Olympus with 7.1 mega pixels and a super amazing zoom (X10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
she likes taking long walks on the beach during the sunset.
furthermore (i'm working on my connectors) she is a ... whore (and yet, i have a poor vocabulary)

who am i kidding?!?! i didn't name an object since i got my last camera (i named her "Meital" after the most amazing coolish person in the world. ok, in Israel. ok!!! in my room!!!! accept for my dog (whom recently changed his name from "mek" to "gay"). it was on a vacation in Eilat. i was as faggish as a 14 years old can be). anyways, my camera is hot (even though she is fat (0.5 kg) and needs 4 batteries)

Got bless us all !!!!11

just waiting for my "Buckwheat and Beelzebub" aquarelle-pencil painting to dry... bored stiff

What a silly question! Of course I should! Will I miss an opportunity to write about nothing, knowing that at least one man (gbrgraphix?) will read it? No way!

(I have nothing to write about)
(ok, I will talk about my last desires)

-FISHEYE-
"a fisheye lens", I said, staring trough the window and drooling my heart out, "I want one."
"Is it expensive?", asked me dad.
"…yes"
"How expensive?"
"4000 NIS… and I need a camera too. Unless you want me to attach the fisheye lens with masking tape"
"Find a cheap one and I'll buy it."
"…Other options?"
"Get 4000 NIS… and a camera."
"I see. I won't be able to photograph, imagining that I am a fish, right?"
"Right."
"Can you make me a sandwich?"
"Go to your room, damn freeloader!!!"

I WANT A FISHEYE LENS!!!!!! AND A NEW CAMERA!!!!!!!! BUT I'M POOR!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN WORLD!!!!!